The best quotes from the 2014 Golden Globes included Cate Blanchett, Jonah Hill, and Matt Damon.
Best Golden Globes Quotes – 2014
Starting the show off strong with this remark…
“Welcome to the 71st annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniels’ ‘The Butler’ Golden Globe Awards.” – Tina Fey.
While holding up her Christina Louboutin red-soled heels
“I just want you to know, this red? Is my blood.” – Emma Thompson
The music is a necessary insult
“Can everyone hear this music or do they think we are just talking really fast because we are having a panic attack?” – Cate Blanchett
This is followed by a shot to Jennifer Lawrence…
“I believe Amy is here tonight, can we get a shot of her?”- Amy Poehler
Sometimes you’ve just gotta be candid
“I’m not going to lie to you right now, they put up the wrong stuff on the teleprompter.” – Jonah Hill
could he have said ANYTHING else?
Yeah b-tch. Thank you!” – Aaron Paul
We had to list at least ONE truly eloquent quote…
“Even the most deft pen is a clumsy tool.” – Alex Ebert, best original score winner for “All Is Lost.”
Talkin’ about a good mother
“You cannot play me out. I’m talkin’ about my daughter.” – Amy Adams
This is his reaction to Any Samberg’s win for best actor in comedy
“Best night ever.” – Seth Meyers
It’s funny cause it’s true.
“It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float off into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.” – Tina Fey on “Gravity.”
Oh, Randy!
“I hate you and so does Jacqueline Bisset.” – Tina Fey’s fake son
You’ve gotta call a spade a spade
“Matt, on any other night in any other room, you would be a big deal. But tonight — and don’t take this the wrong way — you’re basically a garbage person.” – Amy Poehler, on Matt Damon.
Of course, Matt has a good sense of humor…
“It’s me, the garbage man. The garbage man who didn’t bring his glasses. Fantastic.” – Matt Damon.
Ba Dum Dum!
“For his role in ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ he lost 45 pounds, or what actresses would call being in a movie.” – Tina Fey, on Matthew McConaughey.
Like we haven’t heard THIS one before…
“‘Masters of Sex’ is the degree I got from Boston College.” – Amy Poehler.
But of course.
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that. So young, so wise.” – Jim Carrey
Again, it’s funny cause of how TRUE it is
“We’re gonna get this show done in three hours, or as Martin Scorsese calls it, Act One.” – Tina Fey.
This is why we don’t stand a chance, huh?
“I assume the award is tiniest man with the biggest glasses.” – Amy Poehler on Woody Allen’s Cecil B. DeMille Award, previously given to Martin Scorsese.
REACT: Which quote above is your favorite from the Globes?